Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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