Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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