We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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