It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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