I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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