I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
This is my gift to your gina
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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