that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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