do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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