So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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