This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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