I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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