I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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