erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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