Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
We don't watch enough power rangers
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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