I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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