I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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