My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Never joke about your clitoris.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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