So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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