I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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