god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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