Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i just sent this text using only my big toe
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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