do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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