Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize