The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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