last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
There are leaves in my underwear?
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