Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
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and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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