My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
she told me i tasted like america
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I party with great urgency now.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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