Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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