in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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