at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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