I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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