i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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