I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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