My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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