I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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