I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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