Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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