what if I'm pregnant?
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my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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