I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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