Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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