i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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