Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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