you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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