i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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