He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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