How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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