Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
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i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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