WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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