I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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