i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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