I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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