More tranny stories later!
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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