drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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