IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
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Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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