Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i will never coherently bang her
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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