omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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