my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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